- At 78 years old, former President Donald Trump is now the oldest nominee running for president.
- Joe Biden, 81, dropped out of the race on Sunday and endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris, 59.
- If she becomes the Democratic nominee, Harris’ age could be an advantage against Trump.
He should drop out.
Old sleepy Don. They call him the incoherent rambler. Everyone is saying it.
They call him the incoherent rambler. Everyone is saying it.
And everyone really is saying it, too
I’m saying it right now.
Many people have been saying it for a long time, folks
The best people.
Dementia Don is my vote.
As a nickname, yes. For POTUS, hell no.
Oh of course. I just know he does the alliteration thing for insulting others because he’s dumb and his base is too. Which unfortunately makes it effective.
So giving ole Diaper Don some alliterative handles is both too easy and fun. There are tons of options and I’m sure Dumbass Don would love to hear them all.
Don poorleone apparently really irks him.
Fantastic choice. I keep forgetting that one.
I didn’t know this one, so I looked it up: https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/why-are-people-calling-donald-trump-don-poorleone-the-viral-nickname-explained
Target Practice Trump.
Solid clarification!
I prefer Drowsy Don but I’m all in on whatever all y’all decide as long as it has alliteration.
I like Diaper Don.
It suggests he’s a crybaby. It ties in with sleepiness because babies get sleepy too. It implies the loss of control over his body, which also suggests his mind is also probably going. It makes you wonder if he’s walking around with shit in his pants. And, it’s hard for them to refute.
Loaded phrase
I think Don-OLD Trump is simple and effective.
Tapioca Trump
Hell, he probably said it himself during that interminable incoherent ramble he called an acceptance speech. Nobody noticed because everyone’s ears had gone numb by then.
He should drop dead.
Beat me to it. Yup - he should drop dead and then rest in piss.
He’s already having issues with his speech and he keeps doing these weird tangential rants that don’t make any sense.
He has been doing this aince 2016 and it has only gotten worse!
Rants! Tangentia–You know, the Weirdest tangents–I gave another speech last week–not at the RNC–No I said the great Hannibal Lecter couldn’t have said it better than me! The best! Hot dogs! Away we go and nobody–you know nobody!–does cognitive like me! Just think about that for a second. Four years! Four more years! The best tangents! The most rambling! Sleepy…
As much as I hate trump. I’d rather have that narcissistic shit of a useful idiot sitting between us and Vance if that fucking fascist ever gets near that seat.
That guy is everything wrong with trump wrapped up in a more emotionally intelligent, sharper, more charismatic, more attractive, and younger package.
He’s the exact sort of motherfucker I’ve been expecting them to push after him to take advantage of the path he created, and its fucking terrifying.
There is no way anyone would be able to convince Trump to drop out. He decided in 2019 that he was entitled to a second term. He’s not going to change his mind now.
I don’t think Trump has the stature of someone who’s overcome a social disability. That guy oozes neurotypical privilege.
I think Kamala should take Trump up on that cognitive test offer he wanted to take with Biden.
and golf match
(edit: see below for better suggestions)
Nah, fuck a golf match. Who gives a shit about golf?
Donald does. And he would not take losing well.
That’s why he will never do it.
If he’s not willing to do what it takes to be elected, he should just quit now.
Don would definitely be Shooter “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast” McGavin in this scenario.
Stay outta my way…
Are you saying he eats pieces of shit?
… … … NO!
Old people?
No carts
Final destination only
And it’s hosted in Alabama.
And not the Gulf Shores. Central Alabama. Home of 183% humidity.
Hey I’m there and I agree, right here right now would be a hilarious time to see him try to play golf
As your neighbor slightly to the north, you have my deepest sympathies. My aunt had to find temp housing up in Michigan cause it’s too hot, even with the AC on blast.
Funnily enough she’s staying with this gay couple that rented out their basement to her.
Her KKK husband must be running in his grave, cause they seem to be getting along great!
It doesn’t get that unpleasant in Indiana very often, but I live near a golf course and I’ve seen golfers out in recent weeks both when it was in the 90s but felt like over 110 with the humidity and not a cloud in the sky and also when it was thunderstorming.
Apparently there are some very dedicated, but stupid, golfers out there.
Bare knuckle boxing
Not only is he the oldest, but he’s also the facist-est cadidate.
And racist-est and misogynist-est and felonious-est and corruptest and…
I’m not sure if we can call him the raciest-est, president, some of them literally owned slaves.
Presidents today are so PC. They can’t even own slaves anymore.
Presidents today have never made any gestures toward amending that bit in the 13 amendment that still allows for slavery with extra steps. Even the ones that won a Nobel peace prize.
Father Coughlin is probably kicking himself in hell for never running for president.
Usually I don’t care about simple errors but cadidate got me.
I mised a letter. Sew me.
I meant it made me laugh, sweetie!
Age DOESN’T MATTER!
-Republicans who are NOT in a Cult and complained about Joe Biden’s age for the last 6 months!
I mean, for those people, age doesn’t matter for a lot of things.
And that’s before all the laws he broke… And trying to undermine the American constitution… And the changing the system so he could be immune.
Let’s not forget those things too.
On TOP! Of him being far too old.
Too old, he’s unelectable
He was unelectable in 2016, and yet he scraped through in the electoral college. Admittedly Hillary Clinton beat him for total number of votes, so he was already a bit of a loser then. Oh - remember when he claimed his inauguration was more popular than Obama’s and then they showed the photos and his crowd was just tiny by comparison! He’s so insecure. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp-content/uploads/sites/47/2017/03/Untitled-1.jpg
Obama brought hope, he brought hum… hate ?
What I find most mad is that Kamala Harris is nearing retirement age for many industries - yet compared to many in her line of work she seems like she’s in her thirties and has a whole new career ahead of her.
Remember back in 2001 when everyone freaked out at Cheney’s age? He was 60. Our “young” potential candidate is 59.
We came within 1 year of having the first ever Gen X major party nominee (and immediately after the first ever Silent Generation president). But, she’s a yet another boomer by 1 year.
She was 13 when Star Wars came out. She’s no Boomer.
Feel free to lobby for the definition of Boomer to be adjusted.
Oh no, it seems you didn’t get the memo! Commenting on a candidates physical year count and mental decrepitude is now ageist and forbidden. Please be better in the future. - CNN
Dementia Donald is no match for Capable Kamala
I just walked my dog past a big red pickup truck with stickers that had a picture of Biden with “I just shit my pants” and “BLM: Biden Loves Minors” (so classy) and it really struck me how extremely Biden focused the Republican memes have been.
Like we used to have “Pelosi is secretly running things” or like even Mitt Romney was running against Obama but his attacks were about Democrats as a whole, they were tax and spend liberals building the nanny state.
The flip side to Trump’s immature style is that it IS extremely specific, and like you can’t just go “actually it’s Meatball Nikki Haley.” Obviously you can invent different immature nicknames and memes but it is hard to telegraph them with the convention out of the way.
I just saw a headline that Trump appears to be upset because he’s spent so much time and money fighting Biden, and none fighting Harris or other potential candidates.
I laughed.
Yeah he actually “Truthed” (lol) that he thinks the Dems owe him compensation for Joe dropping out due to all the money his campaign has spent attacking Joe. What a cunt
HAHAHAHAHA. That is hilarious.
I think he’s aged beyond coming up with his own nicknames.
The Trump writing team is probably working around the clock to come up with names that are racist enough for the cult to enjoy, without being racist enough to censor on TV.
It boggles my mind. If you tallied up all the cars that have Biden’s name or picture on them, I bet they’d be overwhelmingly owned by MAGA folks. Why???
I honestly can’t think of anytime I’ve ever seen a car with a pro-Biden bumper sticker on it. I’ve even seen a few for Clinton when she ran but never Biden.
Trump2old
media be like
PASS THE TORCH He’s done it many times, at the KKK rallies in the woods that he’s probably attended.
My ultimate hope is that Trump decoheres to the point of never having a future chance of winning but keeps running anyways, ultimately blocking the party as a whole. Karmic punishment for raising this guy to a seat of power in the first place.
My ultimate hope is that he dies in prison.
Ew he should resign
