It’s like some hilarious half-baked plan at my DnD table.
Mage: I know, I’ll use the magic item I found to attack the Lich! DM: The one that you found in the Lich’s crypt? Mage: Yes. DM: The one with the backstory about how the Lich made it himself? Mage: Uh-huh. DM: The one where he spent three centuries researching and crafting it to dominate the world of the living? The one that has the inscription: “For the master’s tool will never dismantle the master’s house.” Mage: … oh. DM: Yeah… Mage: I’m in danger.
That’s the funniest thing about sovcits, they get so close and then think The Guvmint actually respects laws.
It’s like some hilarious half-baked plan at my DnD table.
Mage: I know, I’ll use the magic item I found to attack the Lich!
DM: The one that you found in the Lich’s crypt?
Mage: Yes.
DM: The one with the backstory about how the Lich made it himself?
Mage: Uh-huh.
DM: The one where he spent three centuries researching and crafting it to dominate the world of the living? The one that has the inscription: “For the master’s tool will never dismantle the master’s house.”
Mage: … oh.
DM: Yeah…
Mage: I’m in danger.