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Godric@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

Chin up, small Kings!

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Chin up, small Kings!

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Godric@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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  • CluckN@lemmy.world
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    The power vacuum would’ve been insane. I can’t imagine how quickly Republicans would try to steal his fanbase to get a presidential bid.

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      It would quickly degenerate into a contest to say the craziest shit possible. It might seem like we’re already there, but right now there’s an established level of crazy required to stay in the MAGA camp. If Trump has died the desperation to fill the void would crank it up to 11.

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  • DickFiasco@lemm.ee
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    Just imagine the carnage if his hands had been just slightly larger.

  • Footnote2669@lemmy.zip
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    What a shot! To capture a bullet in a photo? Damn that’s lucky

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      IDK, I doubt it’s actually a bullet, the angle looks all wrong.

  • Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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    Just aim for the upper body, idiot.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      Hey, man, maybe he did. You do better!

      Like. Now. They’ll never expect a copycat so soon!

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      So you’re right but also chances are by now we’ve all seen enough media to make the guess “bullet proof vest”

    • Zeratul@lemmus.org
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      Watch that episode of the wire

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atayyaXWDag#bottom-sheet

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    Wasn’t it the glass from the shattering teleprompter that hit him?

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      There’s no way this dumbfuck uses a teleprompter. Not only that, why would it be behind him? The teleprompter thing is out of the question.

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      He needs glasses to see, but considers them a symbol of weakness. Regardless, he’s semi-literate at best. Remember the kids in school who could only read a single word at a time? My money is on that. I’d love to see him read out loud from a random book.

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