Emotional support prostitute. Yes, it is medicinal.
Legalize sex work.
Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?
Mussy please!
Lol this would actually be legal in germany. If you are severely disabled you can get a prescription prostitute paid for by your healthcare provider. Makes sense if you ask me, everyone need some human connection.
I picked her up at Walgreens sir
Is prostitution a crime?
In the States
I said what I said
That is actually a thing and even legal in the U.S.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrogate_partner
They help people with major sex-related problems and have literally prevented suicides.
article from the Wikipedia footnotes with a success story involving a 30 year old virgin IT guy. might be interesting for the wider lemmy userbase (affectionate) https://www.salon.com/2003/10/08/virgin_6/
Hard to believe it’s legal in the US though (even the regular therapist in the article didn’t believe it initially).
How dare you?! That’s my therapist
“I’m sorry; She’s medicinal.”
🎵 I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams
🎵 She said it’s lack of sex that’s bringing me down!
- Billie Joe Armstrong (above, in car) elaborating
And that’s when you hear from the other seat, a voice say “quit your whining cuz it’s bringing me down”
😘👌
This was a good one, completely unexpected. Someone once emailed feedback that one of my coworkers deserved hookers and blow for doing such a great job. My blow is also prescribed, thanks.
*prescription
I’m amazed autocorrect didn’t catch it
I’m told that on Lemmy you can edit your headlines
Just 4 U
She’s actually his wife.
