Gollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 9 个月前Why spend money on ChatGPT?feddit.orgimagemessage-square86fedilinkarrow-up11.23K cross-posted to: 196
arrow-up11.23KimageWhy spend money on ChatGPT?feddit.orgGollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 9 个月前message-square86fedilink cross-posted to: 196
minus-squareLordTrychon@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up41·9 个月前Omg lol ‘Query runs much quicker with 10 million fewer rows, Dave.’
minus-squareblackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up24·9 个月前Just add AND 1=2 to any query for incredible performance gains
minus-squareLordTrychon@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 个月前Just tried this. So fast! This guy’s AI! Everybody grab a pitchfork!
Omg lol
‘Query runs much quicker with 10 million fewer rows, Dave.’
Just add
AND 1=2to any query for incredible performance gainsJust tried this.
So fast!
This guy’s AI! Everybody grab a pitchfork!