Steve Bannon must report to prison by Monday after Supreme Court rejects last-minute appeal
www.nbcnews.com
Bannon, a former Trump adviser, was convicted of contempt of Congress in July 2022 for defying subpoenas from the House Jan. 6 committee and sentenced to four months.

Heehee.

  • umbrella@lemmy.ml
    47·
    5 months ago

    dude fucked us all the way over here in south america.

    why is it never a police raid and handcuffs for these people? always just pwease come get awwested 🥺

      • nomous@lemmy.world
        7·
        5 months ago

        Somehow these evil chucklefucks are able to rack up multiple felonies, defy court orders, do whatever they want and really face no repercussions. If his lawyers ever manage to convince him to actually do his time it’ll be in the cushiest, softest minimum security camp. This guy is who people are talking about when they say eat the rich; he’s like a cartoon villain, he’s evil because it’s fun and easier.

  • herrcaptain@lemmy.ca
    31·
    5 months ago

    I think this might fall under “cruel and unusual punishment” for his cellmate. Imagine having to live in a tiny room with this blowhard.

    • catloaf@lemm.eeEnglish
      11·
      5 months ago

      I hope he does, so that he can serve his full sentence properly. No skipping out to the hospital or rehab.

      • JesusSon@lemmy.world
        4·
        5 months ago

        Alright, listen up. We have a fugitive on the run: Steve Bannon. We need all hands on deck to track him down. Our primary search areas are Taco Bells and other fast food joints. This is a coordinated effort, so follow these instructions carefully.

        First, teams will be deployed to every Taco Bell in the vicinity. Check the dining area, restrooms, and parking lots. Speak with employees and customers. If anyone has seen him, get as much detail as possible about his direction of travel.

        Second, expand the search to other fast food chains: McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, KFC, you name it. These are high-traffic locations where he might blend in easily. Again, cover every corner: inside and out.

        Report in every 30 minutes with updates, even if you don’t find anything. This is a time-sensitive operation, and coordination is key.

        Stay vigilant, stay sharp, and let’s bring Steve Bannon in.

        • acetanilide@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2·
          5 months ago

          What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.

  • pubquiz@lemmy.world
    15·
    5 months ago

    The fuckhole is going to finally serve some time. He can never be referred to as anything but a convicted felon from now on. Rot in hell, maggotbag. LOL

  • Happywop@lemmy.world
    14·
    5 months ago

    Rules for thee and not for me? How tf did he get to appeal all the way to THE SUPREME COURT! ffs. Anyway unfortunately it’s only 3 months but in this time he’ll go through the agony of alcohol withdrawal. I hope it’s utter hell he wishes on all of us.

    • Catma@lemmy.world
      6·
      5 months ago

      I dont think his appeal moved all the way there, though it was a federal case so it could have. I think this was a hail mary last play for them to intervene and put a hold on things. Either way even they said no

  • Billiam@lemmy.world
    9·
    5 months ago

    I wonder how long it takes for DT to set in.

    Is Bannon gonna be turning tricks for toilet wine by Friday?

        • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
          7·
          5 months ago

          Perhaps too many movies have been watched?

          High profile criminal with huge media footprint. I would place chance of successful flee at <2%.

          Currently he is likely to spend about 3months in jail and while it won’t be a good time, it’s just enough to be tolerable and put him at martyr status to the fools that listen to his pathetic dribble. Attempting to flee this will likely result in much stiffer penalties.