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LemmyLaLibre@feddit.chBanned to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

A likely explanation.

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A likely explanation.

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LemmyLaLibre@feddit.chBanned to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee
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    There’s also this theory:

    https://www.theonion.com/doctors-confirm-mcconnell-had-a-stroke-after-imagining-1850683094

    • hglman@lemmy.ml
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      death coming for him, in one way or another.

  • bleistift2@feddit.de
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    What have I missed?

    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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      Mitch McConnell, 81 year old US Senate minority leader, stopped mid sentence and stared out into space before being escorted away during a recent press conference. Video

      • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=nq8fMwtqI9k

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

        • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          We’re sorry but Piped doesn’t work properly without JavaScript enabled. Please enable it to continue.

          Hey, this is the first time in a decade I see a website that knows what <noscript> is!

          Trigger warning: extreme nerding

          (edit: that’s a lie, my university’s on-line didactic portal has done it for at least 2 years and it’s hardly a coincidence that it has a C.S. faculty - which I’m a part of. I need a life ffs)

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            deleted by creator

        • archchan@lemmy.ml
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          Good bot.

      • Casmael@geddit.social
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        Man it’s fucking nuts that an 81 year old has this job

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          Americans love their 80 year old politicians. The upper levels of government are basically a retirement home, it’s wild.

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            Imagine not wanting to retire when you clearly have a shit tonne of money and could live a very comfortable and happy retirement. He probably could have retired like 40 years ago too. I don’t get it.

            • Diplomjodler@feddit.de
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              Power. It’s all about power. Those who have it never give it up voluntarily.

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                Yeah that is the only explanation but it’s just an obsession at that point… Keeping power to the literal death sounds like mental illness to me.

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                  It’s a very human trait, unfortunately. That’s why democratic control over any sort of power is the only way to improve society.

              • Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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                This is the only logical explanation. Which makes them exactly the kind of people you don’t want to have in power.

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          Calling it a job is kind of a stretch

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        He just needed a reboot, damn blue screens.

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    My friend posted a picture of her cat frozen in the same way and suggested maybe he was hypnotized cause he saw a birb. Do we have any confirmation of whether or not he was chittering under his breath?

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    I think death is going to be waiting a while. Turtles have an exceptionally long lifespan.

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    The damn slacker with the scythe just just go and do his job.

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    Oh cmon all these barely alive politicians. We shouldn’t allow ppl older than 60 into politics.

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      There’s plenty of older politicians with their wits about them. The problem is the witless voters who support McConnell.

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    Ahh this happened to erdogan a couple times now. Theyre almost there cmon get there go go go

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    Ethan on H3 made this exact joke made me laugh so fucking hard dude!!!

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