• Yuki@kutsuya.dev
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      I always like to imagine these are real and a 4channer posts their real experience.

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        Same. Thinking if a greentext is real or not beats the experience to it. If it isn’t the most absurd thing, probably happened to somebody, maybe not anon. If it is an absurd thing, it could’ve happened to somebody. Ffs, my brother shit himself while driving last week, and there’s probably a greentext about a guy with food intoxication that tried to go home and shat himself while driving.

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      “Hmm, I’m pretty hooked on this cocaine stuff. Maybe it’s a sign I should try heroin.”

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      Because this is how addictions work, no? People want to quit alcohol and tobacco, but can’t, as it offers pleasure their brains fail to reject.