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minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·6 months agoWhat if I don’t have them? 🤔
minus-squareHobbes_Dent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·6 months agoOvarian torsion. Sorry, complain to the council.
minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·6 months agoWhat if I don’t have those either?
minus-squareunexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up11·6 months agoThen you will get your preferred choice added to your body so that they can be twisted.
minus-squareHobbes_Dent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·6 months agoThen a portion for torsion will be cast upon thee unless you choose a suitable replacement.
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·6 months agoTesticles will be mailed to you in 5 to 10 business days
What if I don’t have them? 🤔
Ovarian torsion.
Sorry, complain to the council.
What if I don’t have those either?
OCULAR TORSION
“Twist-o Eyeball-o!”
Then you will get your preferred choice added to your body so that they can be twisted.
Orifice Shuffle!
Then a portion for torsion will be cast upon thee unless you choose a suitable replacement.
Testicles will be mailed to you in 5 to 10 business days