Legos are not organic so he mad af
i cast iron.
Thanks, I cast make breakfast 🍳
“I cast, I cast”.
I’m not announcing my spells anymore. You’ll find out what they are when they obliterate you!
Congrats on advancing to nonverbal incantations, that’s impressive
DnD sorcerer is not impressed.
I prefer using long lost languages to name my spells, it’s cooler to have a phrase before an anvil falls on your head
“Candiru!”
“STOP! STOP! My No-Nos hurt!”
Oh uh it never happened, it was just a bad dreeeam 🪄
Indoor HOA!
Angry Karen Inner Monologue!
Strange spell, what now?
That would make a good username
Won’t that just make a cactus out of urethras? You want to cast “cactus urethra”
Depends which school wrote the spell you’re casting. Some of them follow the “object” “location” order for transformation spells. My info is super legit, don’t look it up
Oh of course, I’m forgetting about the other spell formats. This spell is conjuring a cactus into their urethra. The spell I was thinking of turns the urethra itself into a cactus.
Probably why I failed the first time taking the wizard’s exam…
I cast Isekai. Spin the wheel (of the truck) to find out the Where and How of your interdimensional transfer! We’ve got everything from “dire need of a hero” to “God is a cunt, help us kill them”! We got portals, reincarnation, you name it!
