• Nora@lemmy.ml
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    5 months ago

    Jimmy! Just for you Jimmy! Just for you were taking on a second mortgage! You deserve the Walt Disnay experience Jimmy! Were not good parents unless you see Mickey In person Jimmy.

    Are you hearing us Jimmy it’s important you know the Disnay experience!!

    What’s that you just want to play Minecraft Jimmy? You failed abortion of a kid! You are going to see Disney world if I have to sell my fucking Kidneys, I swear to god!

    Jimmy it’s gunna be rice and beans for a bit, You’ll understand when you’re our age.

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      Sorry Jimmy I know you thought you were to inherite this home, but remember that Disney trip we took when you were two. No, well no matter we have pictures we haven’t look at in 30 years. But the bank owns this house so you’ll still need pay the mortgage when we are gone.