• Obi@sopuli.xyz
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    5 months ago

    When your brother married a hottie so you “accidentally” spill cyanide in his tea.

    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      5 months ago

      Similar to the “Uriah Method.” Send him to the front line of a battle, feign sadness upon his untimely (yet highly anticipated) death, then steal his wife.