• Patapon Enjoyer@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    MFer you explained to your children that an obese elderly man invaded your house to give them a PS5 and flew away on a magical sleigh.

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      7 months ago

      Or that an independently wealthy fairy sneaks into their room while they sleep because she has a thing for teeth.

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        7 months ago

        Children’s teeth. I got an $800 bill for pulling one of my adult teeth. But it was way cheaper than the $3k for a root canal.

        Maybe that’s where she gets her money.