It’s the greatest essay I have ever seen, folks. *accordion hands*
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Never in my life have I needed something so much, and never known until I received it
Oh wow
I’ve rewritten this comment 15 times, alternating between thanking you, describing the perfection that is this video, and pontificating about media and its modern incarnations. Anyway, sincerely, thank you for connecting me to this.
You can’t just say “perchance”.
Stompin turts
I’m not sure how anyone could get past the second line and not start reading it in Trump’s voice.
At this point I only hear impersonations of Trump; I read it and heard Shane Gillis as Trump.
I walked in here, I said: woooow whatta big room!
I actually didn’t read the name first, but while reading it I thought, “this reads a lot like Trump.”
The craziest part is he read this off a prompter
I’d like to see what was actually on that prompter.
Gettysburg, wow. (Improvise me boy. Remember, Robert E. Lee not in favor)
Imagine being his teleprompter controller and having to wiggle the text up and down in a vain attempt to get his attention back.
I thought the joke was that this was written by AI. But it’s worse.
People come up to me all the time and tell me how great my report on Gettysburg was. Great people. Best report they’ve ever seen. And they’ve seen a lot of reports. And they tell me mine was the best they’ve seen. But the crooked evil liberal teachers keep persecuting me and try to say my report wasn’t good. They try to give me an F, but I tell them it’s an A, because that’s what my papers get, because I’m the best student. Best student people have ever seen. Smart people see me and say that is the best student that has ever been. Make school great again!
what a great essay. a great essay.
i knew this student, very smart. i knew him and he said umbrella you- i am a real patriot (and there are real patriots) and he said umbrella- umbrella is the most upvoted user on lemmy. what i was told- they know you are much bigger than the second one by far. great. you are doing a great job.
Did Trump write this?
His name’s on it lol
What’s hilarious is that even if you didn’t notice the name on the paper (I didn’t) you still know immediately who this is mocking.
Didn’t see the name but recognized the style.
I didn’t notice the name, but I got about halfway in before I started to wonder why it sounded so familiar.
Yeah I didn’t realize it was a quote at first, but I knew exactly who it was supposed to be.
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LOL I definitely didn’t notice that first and went, “wow, did this kid really plagiarize Trump?” And then looked at the name… So sorta.
Haha it’s funny how annoyingly easy it is to tell a trump rambling
I’m pretty sure it is literally a transcription of a trump speech…
Edit: oh fuck, I just noticed the name on the paper is also Donald Trump… Lol I guess I “ate the onion”.
He said it verbatim at a rally. https://youtu.be/pq4xSuiueUc
I didn’t see the name until the end. Bravo
I only saw if once you pointed it out. But I was going to comment that is what kids learn from Trump. Being a vague as possible, speaking without saying something.
I was about to write that it’s not funny when the child has an obvious and quite severe learning disability, then I read the comments and the name. Speechless.
To me it was the reverse. At first it was like haha the kid didn’t pay attention and is now trying to weasel out hoping the teacher won’t notice. Totally relatable. But then I looked up the name and the speech it’s referring to and… oh god… they’ve put an imbecile in charge of the most powerful country in the world, holy shit, that’s TERRIFYING.
A narcissistic imbecile, so it’s even worse than that.
This isn’t just a parody of his style, its just what he actually said: https://youtu.be/pq4xSuiueUc
it’s* just what
Love “never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill!”
I’m picturing Lee with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder.
Robert E Lee x Mr. Krabs mashup
“Mr. Lee, why do you like slavery?”
“Money!”
I kinda want this to be a thing, like a SpongeBob special doing their own weird version of the American Civil War.
I only got it at “no longer in favor”. That’s when it clicked. Before that it just read like a student who had to write a one page essay on a topic he knew nothing about and tried to fill the lines.
Definitely don’t make him a president
Looks to me like they knew exactly what to do with that student.
Straight to the presidency. Straight away
F is for felon
Do convicted felons have the same rights when it comes to plagiarism of their work?
Some states have passed laws that do not allow them to profit from their crimes. Like by writing books or giving speeches about it.
That’s horrible, one of the best ways to connect to young at-risk youths are rehabilitated adults that use their experience
This is why OJ Simpson had to call his book “If I Did It”
So he could recount and profit from the disgusting murders he committed. You think him profiting from his book sales helped at-risk youth?
Was OJ convicted and then rehabilitated and then used his experience in a professional setting working with at risk youth?
Like they asked ChatGPT to write the essay for them. And ChatGPT was stoned.
or they asked chatGPT to write it like Donald Trump was talking about it
It’s a literal direct quote from one of his “speeches.”