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minus-squareGluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-26 months agoHumans have proportionally the biggest dicks by far out of the primates. Samsquanch probably doesn’t have a big enough dick to be threatening.
minus-square(⬤ᴥ⬤)linkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 months agoa chimp can rip your nose off, if an ape-thing starts sprinting at you you sprint in the opposte direction. frankly if you take the time to check for an erection you’re already fucked regardless
Humans have proportionally the biggest dicks by far out of the primates. Samsquanch probably doesn’t have a big enough dick to be threatening.
a chimp can rip your nose off, if an ape-thing starts sprinting at you you sprint in the opposte direction. frankly if you take the time to check for an erection you’re already fucked regardless