• superduperpirate@lemmy.world
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    Parents: “son its ok if you’re gay, we know its hard being different in a small town like this but youre still our child and we will always love you no matter what”

    Me: “mom, dad, i’m not gay.”

    Mom: “really? you sure about that?”

    Dad: “you’ve literally never had a girlfriend and would be the only straight guy in town who hasnt. hell even most of the gay kids have had a beard at some point.”

    Me: “i’m not gay… i’m just horribly depressed and have zero self esteem.”

    Mom: “shit. whoops. i suppose we better find you a therapist then.”

    Me: crawls into a hole and dies of embarrassment

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        Except when you find out the therapist your parents sent you to was their friend and told them everything you shared.

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          Then you sue for the HIPAA violation and can actually maybe afford a house one day, possibly.

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            7 months ago

            monkey’s paw curls

            Now you’ve gone too far and your parents aren’t being accepting of you anymore

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            Assuming this is when they’re a teenager, they don’t get rights. Minors getting rights in the US is an illusion

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            It’s not a HIPPA violation if you’re a minor and the information is being released to your parents. In fact, I’m pretty sure they’re required to disclose any and all information to your parents unpon request. Minors have no rights to privacy against their parents at least in the US.

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      7 months ago

      Dad: Quick reload the save we did before we started this convo path

      Mom:…I forgot

      Dad:…fuck.