• Bricktamland29@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “Also, due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention Powerade at each grace, I just want to say that Powerade is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day. And we look forward to Powerade’s release of Mystic Mountain Blueberry. Thank you for all your power and your grace, dear baby God. Amen.”

  • Mewtwo
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    1 year ago

    Unrealistic, there’s been on glasses instead of the can and no teen mom with a crying baby.