SPOILER: we will learn nothing

So do you think there’s any chance of me getting out of this coma, or is this a data extraction/matrix sort-of-thing where it’s even worse (in some ways) outside?

Yeah, pretty much this, but also, this.

Internal media department notes:

Utter Udder Hack. Cause gawdayamn if it don’t keep on giving

It’s like milk!

Naw, it’s more like PoohTins (Xinny the Pooh or Putin, take your pick. Kidding, we get both.)

deleted by creator

You forgot the genocide funding president pretending the genocide doesn’t exist expecting to win an elections by alienating his voterbase