• givesomefucks@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    In a non enclosed space out in the middle of nowhere you’d never see a bear, because it would intentionally evade the very smell of a person. They can smell like 10 maybe even 25 miles, you’d never know a bear was with you.

    Bears hate humans, all types of bears.

    It’s just most bears really love trash, and trash is where humans are.

    But even as a dude I wouldn’t want to be stuck with another random dude instead of a bear. Honestly anyone that would choose a human over a bear is either a little suspect or just has zero knowledge of nature right when that’s going to be very important.

    Anybody who wouldn’t be a liability in the wilderness picks bear.

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      Depends on the bear for me. Black bear? I’ll take that over a man any day (am a man). Polar bear? Yeah, no. I don’t want to be within 1000 miles of a polar bear. Grizzley? Haven’t decided, probably leaning towards wanting the bear, unless it actively hates me for some reason

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        6 months ago

        unless it actively hates me for some reason

        Now that’s a terrifying thought. Just an angry bear with a spiteful rage aimed solely at one person, ignoring everyone else.

        • AA5B@lemmy.world
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          Maybe ingested someone’s stash of Cocaine?

          — but seriously, that movie was funny. A truly stupid concept that I didn’t want to waste time on but found it very entertaining

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            Look at that, I found the answer!

            Its safer to be with a man in the woods, if that man is being spitefully hunted by a bear who only wants to harm that one particular human being and has no issue with anyone else at all.

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        I’d take the bear over a strange anyone. I hate being around people I don’t know. I’d rather be mauled by a bear than be the guy at the party no one knows.

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        6 months ago

        Honestly anyone that would choose a human over a bear is either a little suspect or just has zero knowledge of nature right when that’s going to be very important.

        C’mon man, it was right there…

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          6 months ago

          Yes, I’m agreeing with you… it’s not an argument, also just emphasizing that it’s not really about gender

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      The bear would provide a lot more valuable resources. What are you getting off a human? A few pounds of meat and maybe enough skin to make a vest out of?

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      6 months ago

      Everything you said here is negated by the fact that he’s talking about Bajoran bears who especially like to eat former Bajoran rebel fighters.