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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

It has to be a conspiracy of some kind

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It has to be a conspiracy of some kind

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s just called a fork.

      • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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        If you see a fork in the road…

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      By god you’ve just solved world hunger!

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    Is this what the tunnel jews were working on?

    Connecting New York and York?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      Whoa, this might be bigger than all of us.

    • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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      Nope, connecting Zeeland, Netherlands with New Zealand.

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    As a Georgian, I approve of this project.

    • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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      I like how it is completely ambiguous to which Georgian you are.

      But I like to think you are a time traveler from Britain in the 1700s.

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        We are all Georgians on this blessed day

        • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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          I am definitely choosing the 1700s British Georgians.

      • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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        If I understand it correctly, people from Georgia the country actually call it Sakartvelo.

        • cone_zombie@lemmy.world
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          Yeah, and Finland is Suomi, but you never hear them saying “I’m Suomian”

  • flop_leash_973@lemmy.world
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    Because the world cannot allow Georgia Prime to be reconciled. They would be to powerful.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      We split them for a reason.

  • Honytawk@lemmy.zipBanned
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    Why build a tunnel when you could just rename a place somewhere closer and pave a road?

    • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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      Because it is less fun

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      How do you decide which Georgia gets left out?

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        Neither, you do it for both. And then you do the same for the two new Georgias…

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      I don’t think we can. He would use it for financial speculation, fire lay off half of the workers, build a barely useful prototype that cannot withstand a baseball, and charge people for blue marks that they’d use while attempting to travel in the tunnel. Elon’s a rich kid that has wasted his father’s emerald mine money. https://stuyspec.com/article/elon-musk-is-hopelessly-incompetent

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    finally a place for atlantans to throw chicken bones

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      We’d fill all the streets within a fortnight

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    Wouldn’t want to drag the European Georgia back 200 years 😂

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    While we’re at it, let’s connect the two Parises. Or the three—they do call Atlanta the Paris of the south (is that Atlanta? Seems…wrong. I’ve been to Atlanta. And Paris. I see no resemblance.)

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      Two Paris’s? I’m sure they are more than 2.

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    They clearly do not understand the magmatude of such a project.

    It would get so hot that you’d “pop pop!”

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      Pop what?! What are they trying to to say?!

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      Doesn’t have to be a striaght tunnel. It could follow the curvature of the earth.

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    Fault lines mostly. And Lava.

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    People get mad when I call it West Georgia.

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      That’s because that’s the part of Georgia closest to Alabama, and we don’t like including them

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    I believe it would be a 45 (actually 42) min journey under gravity power only?

    (Assuming frictionless travel in a vacuum…)

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity_train

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      At first I read Gravy Train and I was excited… But then I saw Gravity… but I still want the Gravy.

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        I mean, you could fill it with gravy, then it would be a gravity gravy train 😆

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    United Lands Of Georgias! ULG! #georgiaSonmymind

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    !cartographyanarchy@lemm.ee

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      Instant sub! This is exactly what I’ve been looking for.

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