• Nobody@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    “My administration will not allow you to eat this plant that tastes like meat,” said the small government conservative. “Also, women should die rather than let their doctors abort dead fetuses inside them.”

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        6 months ago

        Yea, I kinda like the idea of affordable mass produced chicken nuggies that didn’t come from a factory farm filled with cruelty. But I guess that’s too ungodly or something.

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      6 months ago

      If the meat isn’t generated through years of animal cruelty it’s just not meat. You need to taste the suffering or it’s just not the same.