• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      If cats could read and open doors, they would collectively go to Finland to push it over with a huge mass of pure cat power.

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        8 months ago

        With some levers, definitely doable. With just paws? Eh.

        Also, cats can definitely open doors. Not all cats, but I know a few.

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            8 months ago

            I get that’s what you meant, but technically the way it was worded…

            And the cats I know are cats who frequently roam outdoors and are Finnish. Perhaps they’ve just not seen this post, as outside cats rarely doomscroll.

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                8 months ago

                Being literate isn’t a requirement for scrolling though, although I do hesitate on how much “doom” applies to things like this.

                But that’s clearly an indoors house-cat, so my hypothesis that outside cats doomscroll less is still valid.