I’ve been told that I need to stop this eclipse and I do not have the authority to do that. So yes, people are really concerned. But we’re just trying to prepare them.

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    8 months ago

    Everybody knows celestial bodies only listen to us if we do a proper human sacrifice. Preferably from a tall place.

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      8 months ago

      And ideally of someone who doesn’t fuck.

      Its the 21st century, I think we can do better than ‘a virgin’.

      Anybody here ace and suicidal, maybe looking to spite the literal heavens? You could make a small town very happy. Especially if you’re into mountaineering.