“I know you are but what am I?”

That’s pathetic.

No, I’m not. I’m pointing out that the vast majority of us are well adjusted functioning members of society who understand that the extremely minor inconvenience of getting a few alerts can, and often does, make the difference between someone getting their kids back and not and were sick tired of the tiny, whiney minority of delicate snowflakes who just can’t function if their sleep is interrupted once in a while.

Get over yourself.