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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 年前

Perfectly good slice of bread utterly ruined by Marmite

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Perfectly good slice of bread utterly ruined by Marmite

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 年前

A lovely, fluffy slice of fresh white bread has been ‘irrevocably ruined’ by the addition of Marmite, according to reports this afternoon.

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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I’m guessing you milk a raccoon and then process that lovely raccoon milk into cheese 🤷
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  That’s just what a viking hippie would say.
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    Yep! We are indeed famous for our Bandit Brie and our Scavenger Sardo. Our Trash Tapas aren’t half bad either.

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