Turnham Green? Turn um stomach more likely.

      • GreatAlbatross
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        43 months ago

        Retirement fund? You mean my vespa scooter and a tide table for Beachy Head.

        • ianovic69
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          43 months ago

          You’ll cycle there and enjoy it, right off the cliff!

    • UltraMagnus0001
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      23 months ago

      Cooperation owns all the houses and are leasing them for the low low price of you working 24/7. Yay!

  • Don’t forget “sleep” - you get to sleep next to your oven. That way, you can smell if you left it on, or leave it open and use it as a heater! Think of all the advantages.

    They saved a bundle on wet-wall, though. Genius.

    • Drusas
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      Ahh, the ol’ “we don’t have proper heating while living in the north” treatment. Bonus points if all you have is a single radiator and you dry your wet hats and gloves right on top of it.

      Such nostalgia.

  • @peanuts4life
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    183 months ago

    This reminds me of a place I rented in rural FL for a year. 350 square feet. However, I had the Sense to install a curtain so you couldn’t see the person inside of the shower.

  • Drusas
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    123 months ago

    This is actually a pretty nice little space compared to some of what I’ve seen in New York City. At least there’s a door to the toilet.

  • iltoroargento
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    123 months ago

    The wonky shelving is what really sells it for me. Also, you can wash your vegetables while you wash yourself, so, that’s a winner all around.

  • GreatAlbatross
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    113 months ago

    Man, looking through that user’s other properties, it’s just depressing.
    Nice looking family rooms and homes, reduced to bedsits and studios.

  • Bob
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    83 months ago

    “Very nice” studio? I’ll be the judge of that, twerp.

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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    83 months ago

    Shave, shower, and shit all in the comfort of your own kitchen.

    What’s everyone else doing? Is that not what the sink is for?

  • TubeTalkerX
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    73 months ago

    Isn’t that where Harry Potter lived at the start of the first movie?

  • @Soku@lemmy.world
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    63 months ago

    I kept going back in confusion. There’s the microwave and sink - no stove or flat-top or anything. There’s the shower. What’s behind the door nº 2? The depth of that space is maybe 70 cm, the standard depth of the kitchen furniture is 60 cm and the shower is a bit deeper, it seems. The width seems about the same. If that’s a toilet, you wouldn’t be able to close the door after yourself. There’s no wardrobe in that room, only that small dresser. If there’s a cupboard, what’s the pooping situation? Waffle stomp day and night? Is that a toilet with a rod for coat hangers above?

    Washing machine available? What does that mean? The choice between mini fridge or washing machine? Preserve food or wear clean clothes, make your choice!

    • @snaprails@feddit.ukOP
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      I’m assuming the cupboard next to the shower contains the khazi, with the throne facing the shower. You’d be able to sit, at a suitable straining angle but unless you’re short standing for a piss is going to be a problem. I guess the washing machine is in a communal area somewhere in the building.

  • Flax
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    33 months ago

    It just needs an icon corner now