• @lessthanluigi@lemmy.world
      7•3 months ago

      be me, truck driver

      get into an accident with my truck

      flips over

      take a picture to show it to my boss

      boss posts it on social media, draws blushes and bows and writes shit like “pet my belly, senpai”

      mfw :O

    • no banana
      10•3 months ago

      I did the same. I imagine his worst nightmare is very different.

      • @lessthanluigi@lemmy.world
        6•3 months ago

        I imagine it is the woke mob™ taking all that is good in this world, like the racist caricature in a Dr. Seuss book, or the Go-Go boots on the green m&m while she doms Tucker