They had us in the first half, ngl.
There should be secret laws you have to unlock by doing unfathomably inhumane things.
“You chased a homeless person in their own car off your completely unutilized property for no reason other than malice. You’ve been sentenced to 12 hours of fighting a flock of geese naked while locked in a middle school gym.”
First time I’m rooting for the geese, usually they’re the assholes.
There should also be some extra sauce on the sentencing for anyone who carries a badge or position of legal power and abuses that.
Twice as much geese which are thrice as pissed?
Solo Leveling Penalty Game huh? Damnit, I’m in! What do I get for being someone in HR denying someone a job for reasons of “I just wasn’t feeling it.”?
You? Nothing, you’re just being a good cog in a bad machine. Bossman? Rashes, but on the inside of their skin, but that’s likely compounded by numerous other crimes.
I prefer a cordial introduction to everyone’s favorite friend in red.
Why the geese have to be named?🤪
It should be illegal to force people to sleep in their cars because a depraved system has deprived them of decent housing…
Yeah, in an article talking about how news stories about crime often show pictures of tents, they pointed out that the photo is of a crime scene, but the crime was not committed by those living in the tents.
That got me. It really does sound like what a “lawyer” would write.
Hod can we stop treating that like a special body of knowledge and start treating it like the target it is?
I hate Walmart, but they let people sleep in the parking lot there. Cars, RVs, whatever. So if you’re ever unfortunate enough that you’re stuck sleeping in your car, you can park at Walmart without getting harassed.
Actually Walmart does not allow it, but most stores don’t care. My local one had a guy unalive himself in his car surrounded by other multi day parked cars. It took them 3 days to see all the others cars leave and he was inside. So now they enforce it. Understandably so.
Why say “unalive” here on lemmy?
It has to do with property and liability. All digital landowners including Lemmy, Mastodon and other social media work very hard to make sure they don’t get sued by lazy users ‘unaliving’ themselves looking to sue for perceived damages and or promoting illegal content by their presehahahaha im just fucking with you but could you imagine some fucking boomer writing something like this
Culture behaves like a gas and expands to fill any space it is provided with
it’s Gen Z slang, might have started as evading censors but it’s just how they talk now, just like OK started as a joke abbreviation but now everyone says it unironically
Aliven’t
Huh, only place I’ve seen/heard it is in Vault Hunters which definitely isn’t made by Gen Z. That may be where they got it though. Hard to say as I’ve never heard anybody use it irl.
When I was in this position in my life I used parking lots of 24 hour gyms never once got hassled or disturbed.
No one should have to be forced to sleep in a car in the first place.
Unless it’s one of these
No one has to be forced to sleep in something that rad.
https://odditymall.com/adult-race-car-beds
They make them with LEDs
I had a monster truck bed but I broke my nose falling out of it one night.
That’s metal!
I think I just would have dented it if it was metal.
Especially if you get the CB radio so you can talk to other car beds
You were balls deep in your turtle, I didn’t wanna disturb you
Lazy people in houses doing drugs and drinking…
Whoa, all of us lazy people doing light drug use catching strays
Doing drugs and drinking instead of going out there and getting a job? That’s just lazy talk!
(A lot of homeless people are employed, and do not have drug/alcohol issues.)
A lot of people do both a job and drinking/drugs at the same time. It just saves time.
Such relentless pursuit of efficiency should be rewarded with a hefty bonus!
Gas Station Dick Pill Official made me lol
Imagine what some places would be like if you could sleep in your car.
They had me in the first half not gonna lie
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How is it a wholesome comment?
