minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·8 months agoSir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave this library…
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 months agoIt’s my constitutional freedom to be naked!
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoAnd it’s my professional duty to protect our copy of Portnoy’s Complaint from you, sir.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 months agoThis is America! The land of the free! We have freedoms!
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoThis is a library! The land of the books! We have rules!
Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave this library…
It’s my constitutional freedom to be naked!
And it’s my professional duty to protect our copy of Portnoy’s Complaint from you, sir.
This is America! The land of the free! We have freedoms!
This is a library! The land of the books! We have rules!