• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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      8 months ago

      Yea but I guess “The third time I masturbated whilst looking at this picture, I realised I could probably have got further with you.” is a little too on the nose.

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      You get hot pics from Bridget? You send hot pics to clueless people? You’re a clueless Bridget who gets hot pics from another Bridget?

      Regardless, definitely not me 🙃

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          It isn’t flirty, “super cool” sounds like she’s taken a pic of a sunset or a cat or a party or something. “Hot” is a good start, or something like “wow”, or “omg” or any combination of 😍🥵😳💗🔥💦🍆 works. You could try making a joke but the punchline has to imply you like what you see.

          The recovery was actually pretty good though, it’s funny and it makes it clear that the person wants to flirt, because they regret not flirting and they actually would like to sex. I would go on to say something that implies my brain short circuited because I wanted to sex her that badly. Something like, “In my defense I’ve heard people can’t make words good when they’re extremely horny, so please take that into account”.

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              Maybe, “the blood rushed out of my head” would be a better line? Idk I’m not good at flirting