Here, I’ll start. When I was 8 years old, my parents went to a dinner party and plonked me down in front of the host’s computer so I’d stay out of their way. The game they booted up to keep me occupied was Space Quest II. Little did they know what impact that would have on me…
King’s Quest III: “occultic.” Here, have a game that starts out with a bloodbath aboard a spaceship instead. Good priorities. 😂
Same parents that let me play Manhunter: San Francisco. We’re clearly dealing with parents of the year, here.