This is because my children are part of a religion which was created roughly 2000 years ago, 4000 years after its adherents believe this planet was created. Therefore, when the ancestors I believe I had before the creation of Christianity got to Heaven, God just went “psyche, too early dick head” and condemned them to purgatory for no good fucking reason.
God didn’t give the ten commandments until the jews had left Egypt, that’s over s thousand years where you could covet your neighbour’s ass as much as you like.
This is because my children are part of a religion which was created roughly 2000 years ago, 4000 years after its adherents believe this planet was created. Therefore, when the ancestors I believe I had before the creation of Christianity got to Heaven, God just went “psyche, too early dick head” and condemned them to purgatory for no good fucking reason.
God didn’t give the ten commandments until the jews had left Egypt, that’s over s thousand years where you could covet your neighbour’s ass as much as you like.
Didn’t you know that Jesus went to hell and saved some of them? Like, “bruh, I’m sorry you had to deal with this shit. We good then? Ok, follow me.”
ah yes the book of Rambo