• EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    Your dad left because Paul Blart awoke some feelings in him and he was afraid that if he stayed, he would have fallen in love with Paul Blart

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      8 months ago

      It’s called Blart Heart and it’s a very powerful love affliction that Kevin James traps Dad’s into.