Alt text: A 3-panel manga page, in the first panel two delinquent high school girls are helping each other stand up, one of them has a band-aid on her face.

BRUNETTE: “Thanks for saving my ass, homie!”

BLONDE: “I got you, homie!”

NARRATION: “Me and my homie always get in trouble… But I’m always there for her, we’re inseparable!”

In the second panel the two are shaking hands while wearing wedding dresses.

BOTH: “HOMIES FOR LIFE!”

NARRATION: “We got married and we’re still homies”.

In the third panel they’re hugging each other in bed naked, covered only by a sheet.

BLONDE: “I love you, homie”.

BRUNETTE: “Me too, homie”.

NARRATION: …And one of our friends just said ‘Um… Congrats?’".