Holy shit. I’ve figured it out. I’ve cracked the master plan.
“Um, excuse me, stolen classified documents piled high to the rafters in my bathroom? I believe that’s the New York attorney general’s bathroom, athankyouverymuch. Case dismissed!”
This makes the fairly generous assumption that the man is capable of planning, but whatever.
“Officer, there’s no way I shot that man. Because my gun is currently in the evidence room. Also check fucking mate. (Drops mic, dabs, makes out with the hottest cop and wheelies out)”
I would so LOVE to see his name stripped off of all those properties! …but I’m still trying to not get my hopes up. Aside from him suffering through court cases and losing them in a very public way, if his properties get seized it would be the first REAL consequences he receives
Depending on the contract the properties might still have to keep the name even if sold. There’s a couple cases of that our there currently for Trump buildings. He sold them and they have to keep the name, last thing I heard they were trying to sue to remove the name because of all the bad publicity the trump name brings.
In case you didn’t want to go into the article.
Take the golf courses first, I think that would piss him off the most.
Nah, Mar-a-lago first
But then he’d be homeless! And we all know how unhoused people are treated in Florida.
Mar-a-lago IS a golf resort…
Added bonus there are probably lots of top-secret documents floating around in that golf course
There’s probably top secret documents floating around a lot of his golf courses….
“Caddy, go see what’s blocking the 8th hole…”
“Sir, it appears to be a bunched up partial list of CIA operatives in Egypt.”
“Well, remove it! I’m under par. Mulligan!”
In his ex-wifes casket, you mean.
All the golf courses, including Bedminster.
Holy shit. I’ve figured it out. I’ve cracked the master plan.
“Um, excuse me, stolen classified documents piled high to the rafters in my bathroom? I believe that’s the New York attorney general’s bathroom, athankyouverymuch. Case dismissed!”
This makes the fairly generous assumption that the man is capable of planning, but whatever.Genius play by Master Trump.
“Officer, there’s no way I shot that man. Because my gun is currently in the evidence room. Also check fucking mate. (Drops mic, dabs, makes out with the hottest cop and wheelies out)”
OMG OMG OMG
I would so LOVE to see his name stripped off of all those properties! …but I’m still trying to not get my hopes up. Aside from him suffering through court cases and losing them in a very public way, if his properties get seized it would be the first REAL consequences he receives
Depending on the contract the properties might still have to keep the name even if sold. There’s a couple cases of that our there currently for Trump buildings. He sold them and they have to keep the name, last thing I heard they were trying to sue to remove the name because of all the bad publicity the trump name brings.
If Donald sells them he can put whatever he likes in the contract. If the government sells them I doubt they’ll be encumbered with bullshit like that.
Rename them all Drumph, just to give him an aneurysm. When he drops dead rename them after John Brown, MLK Jr, Malcom X, er al.
Mao Zedong Tower
You left out Trump International Hotel in Chicago.
That’s just the excerpt from the article. Unsure why others aren’t listed.
Maybe he just licenses his fine name and likeness (bleach)
He also owns a golf course in Ireland, or his name is on it. Trump Doonbeg
Hopefully the new owners all rename them to Drumpf