zarkanian@sh.itjust.works to News@lemmy.world · 8 months agoFlorida Is on Its Way to Banning — and Criminalizing — Alternative Meatwww.foodandwine.comexternal-linkmessage-square105fedilinkarrow-up1603cross-posted to: vegan@slrpnk.net
arrow-up1603external-linkFlorida Is on Its Way to Banning — and Criminalizing — Alternative Meatwww.foodandwine.comzarkanian@sh.itjust.works to News@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square105fedilinkcross-posted to: vegan@slrpnk.net
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 months ago“Furthermore, on this day, henceforth shall it be known: If it ain’t moo, cain’t moo, won’t moo, ain’t not never gonna moo, and can’t make you moo, then it is of the devil and shall not be permitted. Also, the words ‘front loaf’ are not permissible descriptions of the governor’s crotchetal regions. Let it be law. “
“Furthermore, on this day, henceforth shall it be known:
If it ain’t moo, cain’t moo, won’t moo, ain’t not never gonna moo, and can’t make you moo, then it is of the devil and shall not be permitted.
Also, the words ‘front loaf’ are not permissible descriptions of the governor’s crotchetal regions.
Let it be law. “