Defnitions: Flat (adjective), My chest. Example My chest was flatter than an angle measured at 180°
Straight (adjective) anything that has perfect parallelism to my chest. (See notes)
Notes (Straight): Straight cannot be used as an adjective to describe my sexuality.
Additional information some users may find helpful: This is satire
FAQ:
Is this commentary on anything political? A: No, this is typically considered bad humor.
Is this a joke?
A: yes, this is a joke just as much as the author of the joke is -entirely.
Why did you write this?
A: I thought of this stupid joke and have no impulse control on writing dumb comments (see previous question)
What is the meaning of life?
A: 42
Do dinosaurs really exist?
A: I had Dino nuggies last night and do not believe big chicken would lie to me about making up dinosaurs, so yes they are real
Has this joke gone too far?
A: This joke is for me, I need to make myself laugh
As a serious note though, on a micro enough scale, everything will become bumpy/not a single linear thing. On a macro enough scale it would be impossible to determine variation and appear flat.
In a common human sense, many things are flat and linear to normal human perception. Many crystal and metal formations have flat, straight, and sharp features.
And something theorized to be existing and straight would be (iirc) the planck length. Light so energized that the wave becomes essentially linear (please verify because this is memory only)
When you zoom in on those pristine facets it looks like a gravel driveway
I mean, if you zoom far enough, its just a few atoms floating around in mostly nothing.
Define “flat” and “straight”
Okay! Can do!
Defnitions: Flat (adjective), My chest. Example My chest was flatter than an angle measured at 180°
Straight (adjective) anything that has perfect parallelism to my chest. (See notes)
Notes (Straight): Straight cannot be used as an adjective to describe my sexuality.
Additional information some users may find helpful: This is satire
FAQ: Is this commentary on anything political? A: No, this is typically considered bad humor.
Is this a joke? A: yes, this is a joke just as much as the author of the joke is -entirely.
Why did you write this? A: I thought of this stupid joke and have no impulse control on writing dumb comments (see previous question)
What is the meaning of life? A: 42
Do dinosaurs really exist? A: I had Dino nuggies last night and do not believe big chicken would lie to me about making up dinosaurs, so yes they are real
Has this joke gone too far? A: This joke is for me, I need to make myself laugh
As a serious note though, on a micro enough scale, everything will become bumpy/not a single linear thing. On a macro enough scale it would be impossible to determine variation and appear flat.
In a common human sense, many things are flat and linear to normal human perception. Many crystal and metal formations have flat, straight, and sharp features.
And something theorized to be existing and straight would be (iirc) the planck length. Light so energized that the wave becomes essentially linear (please verify because this is memory only)