@gumnut@aussie.zone to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works • 1 month agoA good leader always farts first 💨aussie.zoneimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1305
arrow-up1305imageA good leader always farts first 💨aussie.zone@gumnut@aussie.zone to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works • 1 month agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-square@SpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink27•1 month agoThis is why I fart constantly whenever I’m in the office. Not only am I asserting dominance, but I’m setting an example for the junior engineers.
minus-square@Localhorst86@feddit.delinkfedilink26•1 month agoFart for the position you want, not the position you have.
minus-squarePM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish12•1 month agoBroke: not farting in the office Woke: farting in the office Bespoke: sharting in the office
minus-square@SpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•edit-21 month ago#3 is why I keep a backup outfit stashed under my desk.
This is why I fart constantly whenever I’m in the office. Not only am I asserting dominance, but I’m setting an example for the junior engineers.
Fart for the position you want, not the position you have.
Broke: not farting in the office
Woke: farting in the office
Bespoke: sharting in the office
#3 is why I keep a backup outfit stashed under my desk.