@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months agoRudy Giuliani says earthquakes targeting "communist" US stateswww.newsweek.comexternal-linkmessage-square105fedilinkarrow-up1666
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minus-squareAdmiral PatricklinkfedilinkEnglish143•3 months agoYeah, and witches cursed my pants to not fit anymore. NOT all the non-stop sitting and snacking. Definitely witches.
Yeah, and witches cursed my pants to not fit anymore. NOT all the non-stop sitting and snacking. Definitely witches.
A witch turned me into a newt.
A newt?!
…I got better
He got better.
We thought you was a toad.
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