• cowboycrustation [he/him]OPM
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    8 months ago

    Each fruit is unique and good in its own way, however here is my ranking in no particular order:

    1. Apples

    Not my overall favorite when it comes to flavor and texture, however the portability and cleanliness makes it a top contender. A sweet, crunchy apple is a delicious snack that is a staple in my life and makes me happy. I will not eat a shitty apple.

    1. Blueberries

    Blueberries are delicious and fun to eat. They’re very good for you, which is a plus. Eating gallons of them right off the bush in the late summer is quite the experience. However the ones from the store always have a couple of foul tasting ones which subtracts some points.

    1. Honeydew

    A good honeydew melon is mouth-watering. The vibrant green color and refreshing flavor makes it one of my top fruits. Unfortunately it is very sticky, messy, and annoying to prepare. I’ll eat a shitty honeydew melon.

    1. Watermelon

    Nothing beats a cold watermelon on a hot summer’s day. It also has the added benefit of providing some much needed hydration because I am chronically dehydrated and forget to drink water. The flavor is sweet and delicious. Minus some points for it getting everywhere and being annoying to prepare.