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    524 months ago

    My Mom was garbage. Anybody know where I can get a decent one?

    Also I’m almost 40 but if she’s good enough I’ll take one younger than I am.

      • flicker
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        414 months ago

        I’m going to send you a Mother’s Day card.

    • @frickineh@lemmy.world
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      224 months ago

      My mom’s good, and you’re the same age as me, so that works out ok. Plus, she’s already basically adopted my two best friends and a much younger coworker who was really going through some shit and needed a safe place, so I know she’s cool with extra kids.

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        194 months ago

        Awesome. I’ll just show up at the next holiday or whatever and pretend I was always there.

    • zeekaran
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      84 months ago

      I moved to a state I knew no one in for college (more than a decade ago) and now I have new parents. It’s that easy.

    • @AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world
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      74 months ago

      I’ll be a mom for anyone, so long as you understand that I won’t bail you out of jail, though I will visit you there, and coming over and pouring out your woes over milk and home-baked goods is mandatory when you’re having a hard day.

    • brianorca
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      54 months ago

      You marry someone with a good mom. Now your MIL is your good mom.