“The physical toll was brutal, but the higher ups didn’t care - all they wanted was to deepen their pockets and create the Chex Warrior."
  • Snot FlickermanEnglish
    13•5 months ago

    I kind of wish the rest of the article was as quality humor as the title. Rest comes off as a bit try-hard.

    The Onion really nailed it years ago by sometimes just letting a headline be a headline, knowing that sometimes running the joke into the ground ruins the joke.