The Picard Maneuver to White People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 8 months agoLazy mealstartrek.websiteimagemessage-square231fedilinkarrow-up11.38K
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minus-squareares35linkfedilink29•8 months agolet it cool a bit and fold it over. eat it like a big sammich. don’t even have to dirty the pizza cutter.
minus-square@SpeakinTelnet@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink23•8 months agoCall it a calzone and suddenly you’ve circled back to fancy diner.
minus-square@klemptor@lemmy.mllinkfedilink19•8 months agoSomeone who would eat a frozen pizza all folded up.
let it cool a bit and fold it over. eat it like a big sammich. don’t even have to dirty the pizza cutter.
Call it a calzone and suddenly you’ve circled back to fancy diner.
Who the hell calls a calzone “fancy dinner”?
Someone who would eat a frozen pizza all folded up.
Eat it frozen. Way quicker, way lazier.