• @Nice_Melt_Pleb@lemmy.world
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    218 months ago

    I’m just trying to figure out how to maintain my current diet and fuck myself every day without making a mess of all of my toys

    • magz :3
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      88 months ago

      the answer is douching and psylium husks :3

    • Hugucinogens
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      68 months ago

      Oh god yes please, if you find out tell me, it takes so long to clean every time

    • @LeylaaLovee
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      68 months ago

      Bottom pro tip: eat half a block of cheese before having sex. Out of sight, out of mind