I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it’s more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

  • Entertainmeonly
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    1 year ago

    That’s a lot of trouble just to save my landlord some money. Wonder if they’ll thank me for taking all that time out if my day? Maybe they’ll even lower my rent after I make my garage science report about a milion dollar companies product.