• See if they will accept barter, and you can pay them in potatoes, or turnips, or carrots. If you buy them in a state that doesn’t tax groceries you’ll only have to pay for cost of transport to wherever the student loan place accepts vegetables!

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      110 months ago

      Thanks for the tip, skinny penis, but the student loan place is in another country, and only cryptocurrency or visa/MasterCard lets me send anything abroad with next to no fees. Since visa didn’t work, it looks like I will have to send crypto to a family member and have them make a credit card payment for me locally.