• nik282000@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      Dreams? What about when it locks up and plays a virtual 200db 5khz tone for the rest of your life?

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        No, that’s a feature. To make it stop you need to pay a subscription.

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      If it can reroute my neurons to lessen my ADHD and autism traits I would gladly pay with 3/4 of waking hours filled by ads. At least that would give me 1/4 more working brain than I currently have

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      Is about to kiss the love of their lives “And now, I wanna show our newest sponsor! Hello Fresh have the best options so you can make your own dinner and blah blah blah…”