@Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 11 months ago"Unidentified"? More like "Don't ask, don't tell"sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square86fedilinkarrow-up1681
arrow-up1681image"Unidentified"? More like "Don't ask, don't tell"sh.itjust.works@Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 11 months agomessage-square86fedilink
minus-squareSer SaltycakelinkfedilinkEnglish22•11 months agoThose aliens must be really shit pilots if they keep crashing on Earth
minus-squareFisting for FreedomMlinkfedilinkEnglish21•11 months agoImagine developing interstellar travel and not taking the time to teach you guys how to drive.
minus-square@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish4•11 months agoWhat if it’s just teenagers taking the craft out for a joyride.
minus-square@Wilziac@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglish3•11 months agoI like the theory that all of the crashed alien ships are from the aliens “B-Team” and the reason they keep crashing is because the actual good pilots are off doing actually important things and the ones we see are just bad at their jobs.
minus-square@quixoticWoodpecker@mander.xyzcakelinkfedilinkEnglish11•11 months agoAlien drunk drivers 👽🍺
minus-square@winterayars@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish6•11 months agoThey make it however many billions of miles out here to Earth and then crash on the planet. How embarrassing for them.
Those aliens must be really shit pilots if they keep crashing on Earth
Imagine developing interstellar travel and not taking the time to teach you guys how to drive.
What if it’s just teenagers taking the craft out for a joyride.
I like the theory that all of the crashed alien ships are from the aliens “B-Team” and the reason they keep crashing is because the actual good pilots are off doing actually important things and the ones we see are just bad at their jobs.
Alien drunk drivers 👽🍺
They make it however many billions of miles out here to Earth and then crash on the planet. How embarrassing for them.