minus-square@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink28•11 months agoPlot twist: 70% of East Germany is ducks. Not just 70% of the population. 70% of the total above ground mass.
minus-squarepancakeslinkfedilink11•11 months agoThat’s a lie. Everyone knows ducks are very religious.
minus-square@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•edit-211 months agoTrue, but they’re not Christians. They’re Zoroastrians
Plot twist: 70% of East Germany is ducks. Not just 70% of the population. 70% of the total above ground mass.
That’s a lie. Everyone knows ducks are very religious.
True, but they’re not Christians. They’re Zoroastrians