Yo, the starship’s warp core is bussin’ frfr! Captain’s like, ‘Beam me up, bestie!’ and we’re yeet-ing through subspace at warp 9. The Klingons are being mad sus, no cap. Our shields are giving skibidi vibes, but the photon torpedoes are straight fire. The away team’s fit check? Phaser-proof drip, obvi. Holodeck’s glitching though - major L. Vulcan science officer’s spitting facts, but it’s lowkey mid. Computer’s all ‘Unable to comply’ - skill issue much? Anyways, we’re about to go goblin mode on this anomaly. Space, the final frontier? Nah fam, it’s just our rizz playground!
Yo, the starship’s warp core is bussin’ frfr! Captain’s like, ‘Beam me up, bestie!’ and we’re yeet-ing through subspace at warp 9. The Klingons are being mad sus, no cap. Our shields are giving skibidi vibes, but the photon torpedoes are straight fire. The away team’s fit check? Phaser-proof drip, obvi. Holodeck’s glitching though - major L. Vulcan science officer’s spitting facts, but it’s lowkey mid. Computer’s all ‘Unable to comply’ - skill issue much? Anyways, we’re about to go goblin mode on this anomaly. Space, the final frontier? Nah fam, it’s just our rizz playground!
(Please forgive me -.-)
I most certainly will not.
No Diddy chat, on God I’m sus
this is what Lower Decks is probably like to people who haven’t seen Lower Decks
I am going to gleefully show this to my child tonight when I’m home… Love using the “brain rot” against her. :)